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ARADIA: oh
ARADIA: her
JOHN: hi vriska!
TAVROS: D:{
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VRISKA SERKET, 8ITCHES!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: I heard that soooooooome8ody’s made a little clu8 for playing some games and didn’t invite ME.
VRISKA: Which is crazy, you must have just forgotten to text me, right, Pupa?
VRISKA: 8ecause no8ody in their right mind would set up a game of chance and manipul8ion and strategy and NOT think of me right away!
VRISKA: ::::)
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JOHN: sure, the only experience i really have is top trumps though.
JOHN: you guys should know i invited people too, though.
TAVROS: oH,
ARADIA: well thats great! the more the merrier
ARADIA: right tavros?
TAVROS: uH, yEAH, rIGHT,
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TAVROS: oH, uH, tHIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN,
TAVROS: aRADIA IS HERE AND SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT„,
TAVROS: dECKS AND STRATEGIES AND SHE IS GONNA TEACH US, aLL ABOUT HER FAVOURITE CARD GAMES }:)
TAVROS: aND WE CAN TRADE CARDS AND, uH, gO HAVE CARD PICNICS AND YOU CAN START RAISING fIDUSSPAWN
TAVROS: aND NOONE WILL CALL US NAMES OR, tRY TO PUSH US DOWN STAIRS
TAVROS: aND IT’LL BE JUST, rEALLY GREAT }:D
ARADIA: you came just in time john
ARADIA: sit down, we were just about to begin!
==> John Egbert
Much better. Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are a strapping young man of 15 YEARS OLD, according to your DAD anyway. You have been invited by your good buddy TAVROS to join his brand new SCHOOL CLUB, the specifics of which will remain obnoxiously unclear at this time.
Your past extracurricular life has been PLAGUED WITH FAILURE, for instance the GHOST HUNTING CLUB you set up in middle school ended in things being thrown at you and your members (population: 3), while your brief stint trying to understand SPORTS was a completely miserable affair that you and your friends have an unspoken understanding never to mention again.
This time is gonna be TOTALLY DIFFERENT though and you and your chum-posse are not all going to be COMPLETE REJECTS, you can feel it!
==> Pizzaface McGanglylimbs
Bluh! No, that is not this young man’s name at all! What are you, stupid? Try again, smartass.
A young man stands before a door, behind which lies his VERY DESTINY. Behind this door is a mystic adventure, a quest for all time, you could say he should expect the unexpected now. All that he knows is that it is going to be TOTALLY RAD in every possible way.
First of all, this young man needs a name. What should it be?
